As you have probably gleamed from the title, or years of friendship, my name is indeed Brian Thomas. My job is that of professional video game designer. Settle down ladies. I currently live in Plano, TX, whih is a suburb of Dallas. To quote David Cross, “it stays White out, later” in Plano. Actually, it’s not that bad. We have an IKEA, which is a superb place to kill time, as well as a Central Market, which is a wonderful place to buy food that is yummy and isn’t chock full of chemicals. I was born here and swore never to come back after college. As it turns out, threats made in high school rarely turn out well (like when I dyed my hair white). I make good money and get to work wtih friends, so life is pretty darned good.

I’m also an alumn of the University of Kansas. We’re the school that you beat in football but who humilated you at basketball. I got a degree in Political Science anda minor in English/Creative Writing. So that basically means I’m a certified loudmouth. I’m liberal because, as it turns out, Jesus didn’t hate minorities or gay people, and the whole notion of treating everybody equally works pretty well. In Texas, my Democratic vote ensures that the state party gets to keep having the presidential candidate’s name on the ballot.

In my spare time, I’m usually at work. I know that sounds like a joke, but it’s not. flex hours are fun, but it tends to mean my sleeping in results in my staying late. But when I do have free time, I’m usually taking photographs, writing, reading, watching TV, or occssionally playing video games (I get enough of that at work). I also do road cycling and mountain biking when the weather is warm, as well as play for my company softball team. That way I ensure that I stay skinny and and hated by women for the rest of my life.